We Interrupt Your Regularly Scheduled Program
Tuesday, March 14, 2006
Background Noise: I Shot the Sheriff (But I did not Shoot the Deputy)
Random Thought: Anyone know a good defense lawyer?
Mood: Grr Arg
CHICAGO, IL: AP In a bizarre turn of events this St. Patrick's Day, two women were found dead in an empty pool in River North's Atrium Village Apartment Complex. It is unknown at this time how Autumn Hurst and Betsy Marmol, who were at the time of their death visiting Barb Peters in her Chicago home, ended up at the bottom of the cement enclosure. Chicago ME pronounced both dead of blunt force trauma, most likely resulting from hitting their heads on the bottom of the pool. Tox Screens indicate that both were heavily inebriated, which may have lead to their not noticing the large cement hole in the ground. In even more suprising news, Ms. Peters was arrested this morning on murder charges. Prosecutors alledge that while Ms. Hurst and Ms. Marmol were out at a bar on St. Patricks day--an outing that Ms. Peters departed after the three had seen V for Vendetta and consumed just one drink--the accused went home and had her locks changed, resulting in the two victims wandering around drunk and falling into the empty pool. Opening statements begin Monday.
Random Thought: Anyone know a good defense lawyer?
Mood: Grr Arg
CHICAGO, IL: AP In a bizarre turn of events this St. Patrick's Day, two women were found dead in an empty pool in River North's Atrium Village Apartment Complex. It is unknown at this time how Autumn Hurst and Betsy Marmol, who were at the time of their death visiting Barb Peters in her Chicago home, ended up at the bottom of the cement enclosure. Chicago ME pronounced both dead of blunt force trauma, most likely resulting from hitting their heads on the bottom of the pool. Tox Screens indicate that both were heavily inebriated, which may have lead to their not noticing the large cement hole in the ground. In even more suprising news, Ms. Peters was arrested this morning on murder charges. Prosecutors alledge that while Ms. Hurst and Ms. Marmol were out at a bar on St. Patricks day--an outing that Ms. Peters departed after the three had seen V for Vendetta and consumed just one drink--the accused went home and had her locks changed, resulting in the two victims wandering around drunk and falling into the empty pool. Opening statements begin Monday.
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4:10 PM
HA.
You rock :)
... and i'll testify that the crime was self-defense and totally justified.